Thank God for church ladies
with typewriters. These sentences actually
appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services:
Bertha Belch, a
missionary from
tonight at Calvary
Methodist.
Come hear Bertha
Belch all the way from
Announcement in a
church bulletin for a national
PRAYER &
FASTING Conference:
"The cost for
attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."
The sermon this
morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The
sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
"Ladies,
don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house.
Don't forget your
husbands.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass
this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you
who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday
there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all they
help they can get.
Barbara remains in
the hospital and needs blood
donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and
requests tapes of
Pastor
Jack's sermons.
The Rector will
preach his farewell message after which
the choir will sing:
"Break Forth Into Joy."
At the evening
service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?"
Come early and
listen to our choir practice.