Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually

appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

 

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking

 tonight at Calvary Methodist.

Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

 

 

Announcement in a church bulletin for a national

PRAYER & FASTING Conference:

"The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."

 

 

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon

tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

 

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to

get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.

Don't forget your husbands.

 

 Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving

obvious pleasure to the congregation.

 

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a

nursery downstairs.

 

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all they help they can get.

 

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood

donors for more

transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of

Pastor Jack's sermons.

 

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which

 the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

 

 

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is

Hell?"

Come early and listen to our choir practice.